iMedia

“It’s about fucking time,” Jerry said.

Jerry was following concept technology news sites and was an avid disciple of iTechnology. He was extremely anxious to get his hands on the most recent development in the iFamily. iMedia was a revolution of the mind. iMedia took technology and media directly to the source… the human mind.

Jerry was first in line at the international iStore in Los Angeles. Jerry was the first to receive iMedia. The iMedia device came in a very small jewelry box and was in the shape of a small pill. This iMedia pill cost $2,250. It was state of the art. It was divine. It was iMedia.

Jerry thrashed open the box and consumed the pill with gusto. He checked his iPhone17 for the time. Jerry was overwhelmed with excitement and went to a bar to celebrate with some equally ecstatic iFriends. They drank and danced and kept a close watch on the time. After 20 minutes Jerry exclaimed:

“Finally!”

The iMedia device was active and a voice prompt sounded in Jerry’s mind. The iMedia device was a piece of nanotechnology that when swallowed took 20 minutes to pass through the walls of the stomach, enter the bloodstream and marriage with the frontal portion of the brain. Once marriaged, the iMedia device activated the user’s iCloud through 8G satellite technology to initiate any song, movie, document or picture in the user’s mind via the user’s thoughts.

Jerry was navigating the prompts with his thoughts to customize his iMedia device. The first thing he wanted to do is create a complex password to activate the device. Next he accessed his favorite song ever, “Jump” by Van Halen. The song entered into his brain in precise clarity unmatched by any speaker system. The sound was literally with him.

After 30 seconds of the song, Jerry switched to another song. Then before that song was over he switched to another one. Then he wanted to watch a movie clip from the Matrix. The images flashed over his visual field. The images were so clear. The clarity increased when he closed his eyes. Jerry directed the iMedia device to porn… with his mind! He turned on pornography with his mind! He turned himself on with his mind and no one watching him knew what he was viewing. 

The iMedia device was the epitome of a personal device.