Radiobot Robocalypse

Thom Yorke has always been involved in engineering as child. His father was an electrician and taught Thom the basics of electrical engineering at a young age. Thom excelled at electrical engineering and at the age of seven impressed his father with a robot that could make music. The music the radiobot made sounded a lot like the intro to “Where I End and you Begin”, it was creepy.

Thom couldn’t fit in at school and his quirky engineering gathered no companions at school. This made Thom socially isolated and bred misanthropic ideals into the child at a young age. Thom gained a sinister edge that made him add a “defense” mechanism to his radiobots where they would inflict a zap to any human that would touch them while activated.

Fast forward 35 years, Thom Yorke has assembled a mass of radiobots in the millions. The Queen of England has been privately funding his project for years as she is miserable and wishes for death upon all living things (including herself). Thom Yorke starts a cover band called Radiohead that plays all the radiobot music. Since the music is mathematically perfect, Radiohead becomes an instant sensation from the start*.

Armed with ample funds and radiobots Thom Yorke launches the robocalypse attack on November 5. There wasn’t any deep meaning behind attacking on November 5, aside from the fact that Thom Yorke liked the movie V for Vendetta and Natalie Portman.

The In Rainbows radiobots massacred the people of England, France and Spain and moved east with stunning accuracy and speed. The Kid A radiobots wiped out all of the Central and South America. Pablo Honey radiobots destroyed the United States specifically because Thom Yorke hated USA and wanted them to suffer with these subpar radiobots. The King of Limbs radiobots began their attack in Japan and moved west across Asia.

Soon the all humans were destroyed and the land was leveled. What remained was nothing but charred bodies of all living things. Dark shadows cast on an empty vastness of wasteland. Thom Yorke and all his radiobots were all that remained. Thom Yorke called all his radiobots to gather in Iceland then they orchestrated a synchronized symphony of perfection that resounded throughout the universe.

The End?

*Aside from Pablo Honey which was a massive failure.